The girls might be teething

The last three days have been a beat down, Brielle continues to do backward curls, Rianne has started screaming as loud or louder than Teagan and Teagan is ...Teagan...We're not sure they are teething because that happens at six months ... they are six months old, but adjusted, they are only 3 months old...so some things happen on time...and some don't...today I broke down and used the ear plugs...

Rianne was so loud, it was like she punched me in the right ear with a baseball bat, so I put them in. It's no different than lowering the volume when a customer is yelling at you...it allows you to use empathy and warmth in your interaction

Now I know there are teething remedies...we are using frozen little towels now...but this is on the shelf...

It works for both parent and child apparently...

I just don't get it, they weight about 36 pounds together, I'm 183 on a slim day, how can they kick my a@# so badly?

We got them some cute t-shirts to let others know...

Yup, when you hold them, they'll still cry...

I've been looking to the literature for help...

What are you crying about with your one kid?

Lord of the Rings is no help (an Ent is a tree that can walk and move)

Picture, thousand words and all that...

So, while I was looking at that literature I bought a couple of books to help me as a father and, well, they didn't help much...the first I recommend, the second I don't....

I bought the audio book, read by Samuel L. Jackson, and he says that his daughter asks, "go the f#@# to sleep daddy?" and he says, "yes, go the f#@# to sleep dear." It's pretty darn funny and the ending...well...I won't ruin it for you but the beep makes it ...

The other book, you know how Amazon does that...people who bought Go the F#@# to Sleep also bought ... If I give a kid a cookie will he shut the F#@# up and this wasn't as clever. The first book used animals, ecology and was well done, this was kind of ... eh

Funny title, lame book...

So I thought, what would I call my children's book, and as usual, I found a visual, it's about colors.

hmmm...