Welcome to the Family Aristotle (Arty, because Aristot-til-lee is too many syl-ab-ub-bles)

This view is so much better it's like I'm courtside . . . 

Well, it's Iowa so Rinkside? 

Well, Bird Side, so many Birds, so little time . . .

Arty likes the stairs . . . 

And the window . . . 

I like to stick my tongue out a lot, we'll talk later. . . it's time for a nap.