Apple Orchard

Where's mom? She said she was going to take us.

Um, I think that apple was really, really, really sour.

Strike a pose.

What is this strange thing? It's a boy.

Ooooh, I see. They put the ring on this finger. .... A little early for that Ri.

I put my pens and pencils in here.

Um, Ri, you don't really write.

Ahhh, stop listening to the T-shirt.

Teagan, where are you going? I'll tell you next week.

So, we're trying soccer.

We're gonna play soccer!

It's gonna be so fun!

If they had a star spangled banner before, this would be the pose . . . .

So, we kick the ball, with our hands?

I'm pretty sure you use your feet.

Feet? Right dad?

I'm just going to watch for a little bit.

While the other nine girls are playing.

Rianne gets after it . . .

. . . but the other kids are giants.

. . . and in a pack.

 

So they hustle . . .

And crash . . . .

I'm open!

Still open . . ..

Nobody passes in this league!

Here we go into another corner!

 

My sister and I want to hold hands while we play. Is that okay?

 

The unsung life of the soccer coach. Seeya next week.

They are getting pretty social

Hi everybody, we're here. We're ready for school!

I am lost in my own world.

I don't know why, but every time I look at the ball I think of our universe and all of the worlds in it. Right now it extends 93 billion light years, there are a number of different explanations for its shape . . .

Brielle, this is PRE-school, let's have some fun. You take it so seriously.

This is new. Hi everybody, we're here. Hi everybody.

Brielle gets into it too. Seems a lot like they are on the parade route.

Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, wrist. I'm not sure what's up with Rianne . . .

We're like famous. Seeya next week!

Slip and Slide Party

Brielle: I feel like a model Teagan: I feel like someone should hurry up and fix the slip and slide.

Teagan, laying out is all about relaxing. You can't hurry relaxation.

Rianne: Well, my bathing suit needs to relax. I've got a massive wedgie.

Alright, let's get this party started.

Yeah, we've got friends. Bella and Lilly are here . . .

Chatterbox Brielle welcomes the new crew.

. . . and still no slip and slide.

Teagan, you just gotta relax, man.

Wait, I think he's gonna fix it. . .

We just happen to have a mechanical engineer available to fix it.

Rianne: Don't worry Tommy, I'll watch your baby, while you fix the slip and slide. (Yikes!) Seeya next week!

NCAA Football Starts and the girls could care less

Teagan is crafting some artwork.

Teagan, what are you making?

Dad, I really don't like labels, I'm just letting the puddy become what it wants to become.

Well, what does it want to become?

I think you are missing the greater metaphor here. The puddy wants to become something and you let it.

I want to become something and . . . oh never mind.

 

Teagan, you have to talk to dad in boy language.

The puddy wants to to rest.

I want to rest.

 

Enough of this existential talk, can we just go to school.

I'm ready for another day of cotton ball sheep artwork and blow up beach balls.

. . . but first, my tomato breakfast.

Delicious.

I'm with you on the whole banana with cereal, but tomato . . .

Yeah, that's pretty gross. Hey we gotta say bye to mom.

Bye mom.

Take us with you.

Ah, man, now we're stuck with dad. Let's go to school. Seeya next week!